MutantMall.com is a boutique store and brand, started by Carl King (Sir Millard Mulch, Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk) in 2004. 

It began with a few T-shirts with obnoxious slogans, such as  "Bomb Hawaii!" and "Playing Live Is For Posers, Stay Home And Record" and "That's It, Alright, Fuck It. I'm Moving To Norway!" 

And then, in 2005, MutantMall.com co-released it's first album with Trey Spruance's Mimicry Records: Sir Millard Mulch's "How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody… Once And For All!" — a 4-hour collection of instrumental madness and over-the-top commercials — featuring guest appearances by Virgil Donati, Morgan Agren, Devin Townsend, Nick D'Virgilio, Lalle Larsson, and many others. 

Around that time, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Devin Townsend, Planet X, Electrocution 250, and Behold... The Arctopus! were added to the store. Their CDs are taking a little break, but they'll be back soon. 

It should not surprise you that our speciality is weird and complicated music — but we're also devoted to offering books, T-shirts, and unique & exclusive collectibles from original artists of all types. If you are a mutant (like a blue lobster or something), then welcome home. 

Our catalog currently includes original works by Marco Minnemann, Eman Laerton / You Have Bad Taste In Music, Dale Turner, God of Shamisen, side-projects by members of Victims Family, John E. Citrone's Dovetonsil, Mike Keneally, Will Maier, Shaffer The Darklord, and a collection of filmmaking books by MWP (including Save The Cat!). And of course, the complete works of Sir Millard Mulch / Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk. 

Every artist and work featured on MutantMall.com is hand-picked by the team of professional gamblers and sorcerers hanging around in our Speed Metal Dept., and rated as either Very Good™ or Better™. Whenever possible, we license or order our merchandise directly from the artists and their small labels, to ensure that those who create are paid for sharing their creations. 

Our catalog is ever-expanding, so be sure to subscribe to our CarlKingdom mailing list below to get weekly discounts via email. 

If you have any random questions, please contact mutantmall@mutantmall.com.

Carl King - Founder
Bel - Order Fulfillment
Martin Pursley - Sales & Marketing
Ian Koss - Web Guru
Koki - Social Media